the Design Museum (London)

Everyone wants to get there first. But nobody sounds good saying they got there first.

So how do you say, “Hey, that cool shit you love? I had it first,” without sounding like a noob?

A little condescension helps.

The subtle shade in this line for the Design Museum is the chef’s kiss, or as they probably say in Britainia: “Jolly Old Rubber Duck Snog.”

That’s not accurate. But, Google thinks it is.

Whelp, time to get out of this circus ya bunch of silly geese.