Bertram | Revolutionary Design for Legendary Big Water Performance

If you’re going to advertise what is widely known to be a poor investment, you have to get people excited…quickly.

And, that’s just what these nice simple lines for Bertram boats do. What big spender wouldn’t want to throw down the equivalent of a solid six figure salary on something that is so naturally compared to a cruise missile? Hell, they’d probably take two.

I don’t know where these ran or who made them, but what a fun way to sell customers on the costliest of indulgences.